The Hidden II – review

I like the first 25 minutes of this movie (because it’s taken straight from The Hidden 1). The Hidden part one is an excellent sci-fi blood fest eith some social statement. The Hidden 2 is a lower budget no-action gab fest. Watch 1, forget part 2. Kyle Mclauchlin is in it!

S. Darko REVIEW

What happens when Fiona Apple and her shitty friend hang out in a bastard sequel? S. Darko! The dialogue is so random, I think they edited the dialog without bothering to check if it would still make sense.

This movie is like the youth of today, really hot and completely daft. Roberta Sparrow wrote a book on time travel so we could get the time wasted from this film back.

The poor man’s Joaquin Pheonix plays an alchoholic who kills people with a car, but no one presses charges, and the other driver is never mentioned. The second unit work is good. For some reason there’s a bunny, a zombie girl, and dead kid all replacing Frank the bunny.

Don’t ask me about the plot… I have no clue as to why the flury of random events was placed on a dvd and called a movie.

If you know the person who directed this movie, “burn the pervert’s house down”. I wish Samantha was at least able to say one line as clever as “what’s a fuckass?” Actually 90 minutes of Sparkle Motion rehersal footage would be prefered to this crap.

I bet if the nerdy guys takes his glasses off he’s a hunk… I was right! I am blogging this while I watch it. Kev says “we should walk around all day randomly and film it, add a few after effects and we’ll have a better movie.”

This movie cost 4 million dollars!? That money would have better been spent on a castle made out of marshmellows. I would rather shave my grandmas pussy than watch this movie again… ok, maybe not, but its a close call. Kevin would rather give Bill O’Reilly a blowjob while Bill takes a shit. I would rather get hatefucked in a victorian asylum while undergoing shocktreatment than watch this movie again.

Episode 2

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Episode 2 of the Steve Barman Show
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