What happens when Fiona Apple and her shitty friend hang out in a bastard sequel? S. Darko! The dialogue is so random, I think they edited the dialog without bothering to check if it would still make sense.
This movie is like the youth of today, really hot and completely daft. Roberta Sparrow wrote a book on time travel so we could get the time wasted from this film back.
The poor man’s Joaquin Pheonix plays an alchoholic who kills people with a car, but no one presses charges, and the other driver is never mentioned. The second unit work is good. For some reason there’s a bunny, a zombie girl, and dead kid all replacing Frank the bunny.
Don’t ask me about the plot… I have no clue as to why the flury of random events was placed on a dvd and called a movie.
If you know the person who directed this movie, “burn the pervert’s house down”. I wish Samantha was at least able to say one line as clever as “what’s a fuckass?” Actually 90 minutes of Sparkle Motion rehersal footage would be prefered to this crap.
I bet if the nerdy guys takes his glasses off he’s a hunk… I was right! I am blogging this while I watch it. Kev says “we should walk around all day randomly and film it, add a few after effects and we’ll have a better movie.”
This movie cost 4 million dollars!? That money would have better been spent on a castle made out of marshmellows. I would rather shave my grandmas pussy than watch this movie again… ok, maybe not, but its a close call. Kevin would rather give Bill O’Reilly a blowjob while Bill takes a shit. I would rather get hatefucked in a victorian asylum while undergoing shocktreatment than watch this movie again.
Tags: horrible fucking movie, s. darko
May 20, 2009 at 4:27 am |
ewwwwwwwww!
May 20, 2009 at 8:46 am |
Umm.. I worked on this movie. Just kidding!
May 20, 2009 at 9:13 am |
90 minutes of sparkle motion rehearsal footage would actually be awesome. I really want that to happen. Then turn it into a drinking game.
May 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm |
I only saw the movie “Notorious” because I thought it had something to do with Sparkle Motion.
May 21, 2009 at 10:40 am |
will definitely check this one out.
..but i still haven’t seen Butterfly Effect 2, Blair Witch 2, or anything past the first Ginger Snaps flick…(oh, & add that Superman movie w/Richard Pryor to this list of must-see DVDs)
May 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm |
Skip Butterfly Effect 2, go straight to 3. Check out the Richard Donner Edit of Superman II special edition (way better than the theatrical). I have no memories of Superman III or IV, but I did JUST rent SuperGirl.