I know what happens when you die. I can’t tell you exactly how I know because that would put my source in danger (out of a job), but I can tell you what happens. It’s kind of screwed up but, read the whole thing so it makes sense. You see, essentially whatever you think is going to happen when you die is going to happen. Do you think that there will be a “grand judgement” from a god? A god who’s going to admit you into heaven because you were pure or condemn you to hell for all existence for not believing in him? If that’s what you believe, then YES. But, let me warn you, if you do believe in that stuff make sure you think you’re getting into heaven. I don’t know too many people who think they’re going to hell, but it’s a bad idea. If you think that you’ll be reincarnated into a life form corresponding to how the great wheel decides: A giraffe? A worm? Why not both? A giraffe with a worm neck! Do you think that when you die, you rot in a grave, no soul, nothing but a horrid cold scientific belief that the end is the end?! That is what will happen!
This is why it’s really important to live your life according to how you think the afterlife is like. I believe that I will be whisked away in a spaceship and taken to planet X where I will have the powers of a god, and be able to hang out every day without any responsibilities of any sort.
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