Acting is so cool

I just started applying for a bunch of crew gigs and some acting gigs. Here are my acting photos I send in with my resume:

Valuable

Pictures of you

Typically I’ll put the name and some comment of people I’m taking pictures of on my LJ, but why feed the haters? The first photo is, as you all know, RoboJew

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The Birthday Girl:

Me eating the birthday cake

The Birthday Girl’s cake that never arrived:

The girl with the soup in her eyes:

Amy = Steve’s GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF!

Now I understand why many men want to have crushes on my girlfriend. I still do. But I just wanted to tell you all:

She’s mine. (I don’t think women should “belong” to men or be possessed, but I am a hypocrite).

There’s not a time I see Amy that I don’t meet a new guy that wants to hump her. Her roommate, some guy that drove her here, some other dude she introduces me to. I’d chain her to my bed if she didn’t like it so much.

Guess who I saw at the bean tonight.

2 more pictures from yesterday

So. I got a new camera if you couldn’t tell. The memory card cost almost twice as much as the camera and apparently all these pics are taken in 1 megapixel when the camera can take 2 megapixel photos. It holds 415 photos, which is good, except for when you get lazy about it and your whole camera fills up then you get surrounded by a herd of dancing sasquatch and you can’t delete your photos fast enough to take a single good photo of them before they disappear into the brush.

From now on you can all just call me Stevesie

Here’s some pics from me and amy’s fun time! (More under the cut)

He is abstract and bored — too much milk and honey

Yeah, camera phones indeedly do suck. I look WAY sexier than that.

Well, the actor that I criticized for not knowing any of his lines quit. So, now we’re short an actor. Filming for tomorrow has now been cancelled. The field we were using for the field scene is no longer available. We also need a field that we can dig a hole in. We’ve rejected the notion of me acting, I have to be behind the camera.

The way me and Jay work is this: I deal with acting/blocking he deals with cinematography/editing. Of course it’s not strictly black and white, but we’re both better in those areas than the other, so it works out well. Me playing the dead guy I had to look at the same shitty spot on the wall I wasn’t able to really do anything.

We also still need about 4 volunteers for non acting parts.

I will have a cell phone again, tomorrow.

glorious

Spanks On this date, one year ago today…

I hope this works!