No Crap film review! July 9, 2006

I almost forgot my criticism of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to know exactly what it’s like to see PotC:DMC do the following:

First -Shit in your own hand for 2 hours.
Second -Sometime during step 1, watch 20 minutes of Jackie Chan’s Who Am I?