There’s some outrageous articles in the Detroit Free Press today (Or Detroit Freedom Repress as it’s better known).
The front story is on the Silver Medal winning olympic team for figure skating. It claims in the photo they’re from Canton. I’ve lived in Canton, which is a low income area of suburbanite sprall, nothing pretty, nothing worth being in the city for. And I think, wow, they’re olympic athletes that LIVE IN CANTON? then further reading teaches that they only skate in a rink that’s in Canton (quite different) and that one of them it’s his … get this… 51st day as an American Citizen. He just emigrated from Canada. Wow, way to bring in a ringer, U.S.!
It’s not as if he emigrated, then somewhere between days 1 and 51 he decided to try out for the olympics. Some greasy American Olympic coach has been luring this person for quite a while. The olympics are one of the most hypocritical degenerate scams on earth. It makes the Superbowl look good.
Then below there’s an article on how GW Bush would like to help U.S. automakers but there’s nothing he can do except take tours of solar panels. He’s an oil president, there’s no incentive for him to help hybrid technology, quite contrarily he’s both hindered the transition and supported the worse alternatives (hydrogen fuel cells deplete an equal amount of petroleum that standard petro-gasoline does!).
There was a dragon teaching women to breathe fire
A long line of men being made to walk across this high wire
If they fell off to their deaths, they’d be martyred on the spot
If they made it to the other side, someone shook their hand and they were shot
